fun story in english 2

“Sailor’s Uniform”
A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar
and was trying to get lucky without much success.
“I don’t date servicemen,” she said, “but I am
curious as to why you sailors have those two rows
of buttons on your pants.”
“Why, that is because we have two d/cks,” the
sailor replied.
“Interesting, and probably twice as much fun,” replied
the blonde, “Let’s go to my place and try them out.”
So they went to her flat, and after the first screwing
the blonde says, “Boy, that was sure nice. Now that
I am rested and still h0rny, I want the other one.”

Whereupon the sailor undid the other side of buttons,
pulled out a limp, weary dick, looked at it and sadly
declared, “Well, I will be damned! He is pouting
because he was not FIRST!”